Why you should not let life pass you by without driving a Porsche 911
Posted: March 31st, 2010 | Author: admin | Filed under: Ronnie Fox's Motoring Columns | Comments OffBelow is the latest Motoring Column from Ronnie Fox (courtesy of City Solicitor where it first appeared)
There are two books on my bedside table. One is called Intelligent Marketing for Employment Lawyers by Daniel Barnett and Eugenie Verney. More fun to read is the other book, TopGear’s Midlife Crisis Cars.
I have always wanted to drive a Porsche. Just as there are certain places everyone ought to visit, so you should not let life pass you by without driving a Porsche 911. The kindness of Arthur Marriott recently enabled me to achieve that particular goal.
Business life deals strange hands. In 2001 Enron, the seventh largest corporation in America, went bankrupt; it dragged down Arthur Andersen, the United States’ oldest accounting firm. In 2006 a friend of mine left a small firm for greater job security and joined Lehman Brothers. Imperial Chemical Industries PLC became a subsidiary of Dutch conglomerate AkzoNobel in 2008. The first Porsches were sporty versions of the Volkswagen Beetle, the best selling car ever (over 21.5 million were made). And last year Porsche AG came close to taking over the much larger Volkswagen AG!
The focus of my test drive of a Porsche 911 Carrera S was to discover what makes the 911 the iconic sports car. What is the nature of its appeal?
Looks are the starting point. No other car has the design purity of a 911. The design links between the first 911 introduced in 1963 and the very latest stripped-out GT3 RS are plain to see. The most recent BMW 6 series, Aston Martin DB 9 and Jaguar XF all exhibit design elements inspired by the 911.
Naturally Porsche have developed the 911 over the decades. The vicious oversteer of early models has long since been designed out. Water-cooled engines replaced the original aircooled powerplants more than ten years ago. There have been massive safety improvements in terms of airbags and braking. But throughout the years the reputation for outstanding build quality (coupled with high maintenance bills) has not wavered. The car feels as solid as if had been carved out of a single steel block. Coachwork is to the highest standards. But there has never been much space in the front luggage department and the rear seats are suitable only for carrying small children for very short periods.
The interior of the Carrera S which I drove was superbly trimmed in the highest quality soft leather with contrasting stitching. Perhaps the black suede roof lining made the interior a little dark; I would always specify a sunroof. The electrically operated seats were wonderfully comfortable, though there was little space between the side of the seats and the door trim in which to access the seat controls. Brushed aluminium switchgear looked and worked as befits a supercar. To allow a door to close without slamming, the windows drop an inch to release air pressure as the door is being shut. The cupholder mechanism was a work of art.
I have never heard the Archers more clearly than on the sound system’s Bose speakers. As is almost always the case with German cars, the list of luxury options seems endless.
Most purchasers buy a Porsche for its dynamic qualities. The Carrera S is amazingly fast. The top speed is close to 190 m.p.h. (not tested in Cornhill because of roadworks). Slingshot acceleration from rest is accompanied by glorious sound effects. On the motorway there is a steady thrum from the 6 cylinder 3.8 litre boxer engine; the ride is firm but not
unpleasantly so. In town the car has a prodigious thirst for high octane fuel, but does that matter with a car costing between £80,000 and £90,000?
Despite the efforts of the present Government many senior executives and investment bankers still receive performance related bonuses. They should show the world that
notwithstanding the recession they have succeeded in earning a bonus by spending some of it on buying a new Porsche. Image concerns? On the front cover of the TopGear book is a picture of a Porsche. The accompanying article says, “The default supercar for the post-war European male is, was, and probably always will be the Porsche 911″.

